out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Randomize
