Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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