just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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