Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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