I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
