does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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