In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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