I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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