You can't special order awesome
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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