We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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