3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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