i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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