obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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