I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
be right there i have to get my cape
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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