She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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