Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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