I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I know heβs a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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