Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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