Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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