you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
