just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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