I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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