My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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