When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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