Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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