Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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