stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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