Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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