Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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