I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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