Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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