wat bout pragnant strippers??
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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