He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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