Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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