Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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