Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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