with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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