Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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