I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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