Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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