there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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