How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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