Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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