this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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