You really coming over, don't trick.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
tell me about the fingering
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