You surviving the open bar?
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So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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