You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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