I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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