I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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