Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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