there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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