Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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