a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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