I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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