I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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