My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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