Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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