I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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